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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 02:01 PM Thread Starter
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Note to her husband

To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends
late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass
gong and a mallet.

"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup", replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one
another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall
screamed, "You asshole. It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 02:33 PM
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lmao on both

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE FASTER

BUT ONLY A FEW CAN FLY

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well he has a scooter and a cooler to get beer, what's the problem? LOL



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