A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter 'T', examples:
A recent survey was conducted also to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. Here are the survey results:
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water
- 12% said it was to go to the bathroom
- 83% said it was to go home
The perfect breakfast, as a man sees it...
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
Q: What's the best forum of birth control after 50?
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 pounds
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: About 45 minutes
Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage...along with a recipe.
Q: What's the difference between a southern fairytale and a northern fairytale?
A: A northern fairytale begins, 'once upon a time' a southern fairytale begins, 'Ya'll aint gonna believe this shit'