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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Obama,
'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America ?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
change America when you don't know shit ?

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Thats funny Mike...might have ta use that one in the next couple of conversations....lol

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-08-2008, 11:44 PM
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Hehehe.... so true


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I like that, I may have to use it.
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