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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 11:41 AM Thread Starter
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A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints."



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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 12:17 PM
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one of the complaintants was joeyd's mom

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one of the complaintants was joeyd's mom
lol...............you fucker!!

SHE COMPLAINED TODAY FOR THE 29TH TIME!!! lol



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29 have you been sized up for you walker yet and can you buy dinner for us now you get a sinor discount

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no shit.............I feel really old now that I have a 4yr old a 1 yr old and another on the way...........



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no shit.............I feel really old now that I have a 4yr old a 1 yr old and another on the way...........
what 29 and three kids!!
I think you might spend too much time in the bedroom. lol

congrats thou. I guess in a way; kids are a blessing

Cant we all get along? lol
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Hopefully I dont piss anyone off but on the topic of planes here is another plane joke that i got today. again i hope I dont make any one mad with this one.





A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says:

"I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go ..."
The plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom:

"I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter A!! ...

AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!... No one answers B!!! BLACK PEOPLE, ANY BLACK PEOPLE ON BOARD?!? Again, silence .. C!! COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE ON BOARD?!?

.... Silence.

A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says, "But mom, aren't we African American? Aren't we black? Aren't we Colored?" The mother turns to her son and says, "Yes son, but today we NIGGAS!!!... Mexicans go first."

The little black boy turns to the little mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs!!! The mexican kid laughs back and says, "I'm a WETBACK!!"

Cant we all get along? lol

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no shit.............I feel really old now that I have a 4yr old a 1 yr old and another on the way...........
Damn son!!!!! You need to learn to pull out



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what 29 and three kids!!
I think you might spend too much time in the bedroom. lol

congrats thou. I guess in a way; kids are a blessing
if you only knew!



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