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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-23-2010, 09:34 PM Thread Starter
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Minnesota Joke /// Football related /// Great !!

Subject: Just Like A Minnesotan

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and
go to Hell.

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land
of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya
know.'

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from
Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and
drinking beer.

The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up
dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis
nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally
he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat
because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the
heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero,
icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that
they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles
and heads for
the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their
parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down,
cheering,
yelling and screaming like mad men..

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is
wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know,
if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl..'
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-23-2010, 09:50 PM
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ow geez lol,,I wonder if there are any vikings fans here?

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Gramps is a tried and true Vikings fan!! We are originally from Minnesota.

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thats funny, what did gramps have to say?

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Well, hell did freeze over!! Look at all the cold weather and storms in the country! He didn't say that but I did.

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