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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-29-2010, 03:52 PM Thread Starter
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This is a good one...

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw Welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn this is a great country.

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Fuck'em and feed'em cabbageI have found the richer your friends are.....the more they want you to suck their asses.......I guess these fools havent figured out yet I dont suck ass ~ the bigg anonymous
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Thats great!!! Sad but true

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