Hopefully I dont piss anyone off but on the topic of planes here is another plane joke that i got today. again i hope I dont make any one mad with this one.
A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says:
"I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're gonna have to let some of the luggage go ..."
The plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the intercom:
"I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter A!! ...
AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS?!... No one answers B!!! BLACK PEOPLE, ANY BLACK PEOPLE ON BOARD?!? Again, silence .. C!! COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE ON BOARD?!?
.... Silence.
A black boy in the back turns to his mother and says, "But mom, aren't we African American? Aren't we black? Aren't we Colored?" The mother turns to her son and says, "Yes son, but today we ******!!!... Mexicans go first."
The little black boy turns to the little mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs!!! The mexican kid laughs back and says, "I'm a *******!!"
